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Saturday, June 16th, 2012
12:57 am - Plague
Did you hear about the guy who contracted the bubonic plague? Here in 2012. In the USA. In Oregon. In the town I'm going to visit in a few weeks. Yeah, well, it happened.
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Thursday, May 24th, 2012
9:10 pm - Questions
Apples or oranges? Should I delete all the apps on my phone that I don't use? Short hair or long hair on girls? Short hair or long hair on guys? What is Van Halen's best album? Big tits or small tits?
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Wednesday, August 11th, 2010
3:33 pm - Hello, LiveJournal
Hey, LiveJournal world. What's up? What happened to this place? Every time I look, it's as though something has changed for the worse.
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Wednesday, December 30th, 2009
10:39 pm - Christmas
Did you get anything good for Christmas? I got a bathrobe, a Swiss Army knife and an apron that tells people to kiss me.
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Tuesday, November 24th, 2009
8:46 am - Hmm
I really can't find anything good to write about. Maybe I should just turn this into one of those live journals where people just talk about sex.
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Tuesday, November 10th, 2009
10:41 am - LJ
I'm thinking about actually using my live journal again. What do you think?
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Sunday, December 21st, 2008
10:00 am - Weather
How about this weather!
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Wednesday, December 10th, 2008
12:13 pm - Sauce
I would like to officially endorse Lee Kum Kee Black Bean Garlic Sauce. It makes everything taste better. By "better" I mean "salty".
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Tuesday, December 9th, 2008
10:43 am - Dreams
I don't have many recurring dreams or recurring themes in my dreams. But more than once I have dreamt of watching from the ground as aircraft crash.
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Monday, July 21st, 2008
11:16 am - The Greatest Song Ever Written
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Monday, July 14th, 2008
12:08 am - Hair
I just cut my hair.
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Thursday, July 10th, 2008
11:59 pm - Alternative Rock
I refuse to recognize anything Chris Cornell has done as an artist since he cut his long, beautiful hair in the middle nineties.
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Monday, June 9th, 2008
10:01 am - Class
My school schedule for summer includes two classes, one of the oddest pairings possible, I believe.

Intro to Linear Algebra - 9:15, Monday- Thursday

Intro to Queer Studies - 13:00, Monday- Thursday

I look forward to not being able to apply a single skill from one class to the other.
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Thursday, June 5th, 2008
8:55 am
Sometimes its hard not to let survival get in the way of living.
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Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008
9:21 am - School.
I'm going to need a vacation or something after this term.
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Tuesday, May 13th, 2008
12:27 pm - NOW
The president of NOW, Kim Gandy (I think that's right, I'm not going to check) spoke in my Women and Gender 1920-Present class. She was supposed to talk about history, but the whole reason she was in town was to campaign for Hilary Clinton, so she did some of that too.
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Saturday, May 3rd, 2008
12:55 am - Pants, Vacation, Borg, Breeders
I bought a pair of skinny pants. I feel like an asshole doing it, because they're so "right now" right now. But they look really good on me. I don't know if I have the balls to wear them to school. I mean, I know I have the balls, which are on display thanks to the tight pants, but I feel strange wearing them without a fixed-gear bike and a beard.

Autumn and I are vacationing in Las Vegas right now, visiting my dad, for Autumn's birthday. Yesterday we went to the Star Trek area of the Las Vegas Hilton and did the "Borg Invasion," where you are led through a space station and given a lecture by Star Fleet personnel. Then the Borg attack and you are led into another room for an intense, multi-sensory adventure.

Today we went to Hoover Dam and took the tour. Tonight we went to see the Breeders, who I'd been hoping to catch on tour and were playing here during our vacation just by luck. Its even more lucky since they MOVED THEIR PORTLAND SHOW TO BEND, OREGON. The Deals are truly rock pros and fun to see.

We go back Sunday night.
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Friday, April 25th, 2008
5:34 pm
I just realized that the last two digits of this year (08) are the reverse of the year I was born (80). I'm sure that means something.
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Monday, April 21st, 2008
6:54 pm - Satyricon
After finishing the biography Come As You Are: The Story of Nirvana yesterday I suggested Autumn and I get married at the Satyricon, the Portland punk rock club where Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love met. But we agreed that's a bad idea because it may be bad luck.
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Thursday, March 20th, 2008
5:33 pm - Basketball, Women's Studies, Engagement
I am excited that Portland State University made the NCAA men's basketball tournament for the first time ever. I am disappointed that they lost. I am, however, not surprised, since they're were facing the #1 ranked team.

I was in Sophomore Inquiry: Women's Studies with one of the team's best players. Relatedly, I am disappointed that I am not allowed to count that class toward a Women's Studies minor. I am debating whether or not to take on a Women's Studies minor and will make a decision by the fall.

Oh, and I'm engaged (officially). For nearly a month. I realize I posted it everywhere else on the internet but here.
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